Hello world! How’s things at your dinner table? Is everything moving along swimmingly, or do you find yourself drowning in boredom? If lately you’ve been feeling like you’d sooner walk the plank than sit down to the same old dull as ditch water dinner meal, it’s definitely a stroke of luck that you found this page! 99 Cooking is here to freshen up your dinner routine with some classy new seafood dishes that are guaranteed to leave you stuffed to the gills! Holy Mackerel, we’ve got some meals for you! Just check out some of the delicious new suggestions on our Fish Recipes page. If you like your seafood with a touch of the exotic, we know we can strike a sympathetic tuna with your tummy!
Now, we know you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Sure, these dishes look great! But I bet they take hours to put together, and probably cost an arm and a leg to get all of the ingredients!” Well, shiver me timbers, landlubber, because you couldn’t be more wrong! These are quick, efficient, easy, and cost effective, dishes that you can slap together in two shakes of a manatee’s tail (not that we recommend shaking a manatee’s tail)!
Don’t believe us? Try them out for yourself, and tell us what you discover! We’re content to stick by our assertion that you can quickly find the ingredients to all of these delicious suggestions in a heartbeat at your local supermarket for less than the cost of a family night out at the local steak buffet! And who needs boring old ham and cheese when you can enjoy the exotic new tastes of dishes served fresh from the wild sea! Why not put a little ocean faring adventure in your life tonight? Who’s going to know? After all, fed men tell no tales!